The wine-minded folks over at Wine Folly came up with no less than 99 reasons to drink wine. Not that you needed it… Reason number one: Because fermentation is fascinating! Some of the other reasons are hilarious (“Reason #30: You can’t afford a massage and this is the next best thing”), some are plain weird (Reason #7: You secretly enjoy the scent of sweaty saddle leather”), and some are painfully true (Reason #39: It’s Friday night and you (don’t) have plans).
Here are a few of our favourites:
Reason 42: Because it is time to call your mother.
Reason 25: The Pope does.
Reason 52: Your grandma just asked you to help teach her how to use her smartphone.
Reason 74: We should all participate in water conservation.
Head on over to winefolly.com to enjoy the rest.
The Horse's Mouth 
I might just have to purchase this for my Wine Bar. I think #52 definitely takes the cake LOL!